How to tape up your hands before a fight
Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ?
It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.
Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.
Alexander McQueen (Savage Beauty exhibit)
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THE ORLESIAN MAGES HAVE ARRIVED.
if you think ignoring me will make me sad you are 100% correct
this will never not be funny.
u dare come to my house and disrespect my anime
*doesnt care and falls asleep*
do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years
I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing.
fucking insane. mad respect
Amanda Helm - Ten things I learned before I turned twenty
Sushi Lover by MorningLove on Flickr.
OH MY GOD
SCREAMS AND DIES
DOES A BACKFLIP
i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;
this makes me very angry
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
Shine bright like a toilet seat
me every year’s beginning
me here, actually.